Monday, August 14, 2006

How to Lead a Revolution Against a Teacher

1. Do not listen to anything they say. If they say something repeat after it has been said "What?". This works really well if they have just explained a very long and complicated procedure.

2. If you are playing a game with them for example baseball or cricket always aim the ball at them and if it does in fact hit them deny, deny, deny.

3. Take your time at everything you do. If they shout at you go even slower. If they tell you to start running jog but go even slower.

4. Act so immature that they will not be able to take it. Shouting is a good sign. If they shout, laugh all they way through.

5. Make note of everything they say. Watch for anything that you will be able to say against them. For example if they get your name wrong, then get their name wrong, but make that name humerous and also keep calling them that until the end of the lesson. When my subject teacher got my name wrong, i got me and my friends to call him Mr Wiggles even though his name was Mr Pugh!!!

6. Randomly start to sing or mumble insane rambling under your tongue and then claim that its a medical condition that the docters cannot cure.

7. Pretend that you are mentally disabled and start to have a fit on the floor in front of them. If they start to get really worried, suddenly jump up so that your face is inches away from his and shout "Got Ya" and laugh loudly.

8. Finally if you have nothing to lose attach your tie of a long piece of material round your head, jump on the table and chant "Down with <>, Hes crap at teaching". After generally cause chaos and fashion weapons from rulers, pens and erasers (throw the erasers round the room). Then run out of the room hitting everything you go past with your weapon so that it makes a loud noise.

Golden Rule: Only do these things if your friends are willing to participate. The teacher cannot punish the whole class. If they do give you detention, do the same during detention and so on.

With luck after this your teacher will get so scared that they leave the school and thus you will get another teacher to torment and distress.

Happy Revolting

This article is taken from: http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/howtoleadarevo191549.html